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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 9:32:09 GMT
Bolushi this isn't a gauntlet, play each round out as a stand-alone, assuming you go in completely fresh for each round. For each round you have choice of any kind of sword and any kind of shield you want. You can change swords and shields for each and any round. No armour, but you get your choice of any shoes/boots, also changeable for each round. This is a long list so no offense taken if you don't do it, but you often seem to be looking for things to occupy and sink your teeth into online... 1. 50 lb Clouded Leopard 2. 70 lb Sun Bear 3. 80 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback 4. 100 lb Dogo Argentino 5. 120 lb Tosa 6. 150 lb Kangal 7. 180 lb Alabai 8. 200 lb Asiatic Black Bear 9. 130 lb Chimpanzee 10. 200 lb Female Gorilla 11. 150 lb Orangutan 12. 320 lb Silverback 13. 300 lb Wildebeest 14. 80 lb Baboon 15. 70 lb Mayday (2) 16. 100 lb Florida Panther 17. 150 lb Red Kangaroo 18. 200 lb Jaguar 19. 500 lb Alligator (on land) 20. 150 lb Ostrich 21. 130 lb Cheetah 22. 70 lb African Wild Dog 23. 90 lb Gray Wolf 24. 50 lb Harvester Ant (scaled up to 50 lbs while keeping all it's capabilities, even if not feasible in reality)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 9:42:15 GMT
@packhunter have a go too if it's your thing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 15:28:03 GMT
@packhunter have a go too if it's your thing. Sure, it gives me something to do while stuck at home with a blizzard outside. One question though, what’s a Mayday in round 15? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 15:44:06 GMT
@packhunter have a go too if it's your thing. Sure, it gives me something to do while stuck at home with a blizzard outside. One question though, what’s a Mayday in round 15? Whoah blizzard? Sounds dramatic weather over there. Mayday was a great Champion gamebred fighting APBT known for being one of the largest Champions ever. He fought at 69 lbs, with a chainweight of 79 lbs. You could assume you're fighting him at 79 lbs. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 16:38:20 GMT
Damn, that’s a long list. First of all, I’m tiny. I weigh a mere 130 lbs. My sword of choice will be the Espada Ropera (was a hard choice over the Japanese katana). I have no experience using real swords however. I know nothing about shield types either. I’ll be wearing regular sneakers. Alright, now to the animals. I’m sure you guys will disagree with (maybe even cringe at) at least some of my opinions but here goes.
Round 1: Easy, I incur some claw scratches but I grab the clouded leopard and stab it in the throat.
Round 2: Ooh, the sun bear’s loose skin and claws may present a challenge. I still think I’m large enough to overpower it and eventually inflict enough damage with my sword to kill it after a struggle.
Round 3: The agile Ridgeback initially outmaneuvers me and delivers quick bites but after much effort I manage to catch and dispatch it.
Round 4: Things get interesting in this round. This is where I really start having trouble. Unarmed, I think I could kick, knee, break one of the Dogo’s legs and possibly strangle it to death. With the sword, I’ll say I win but with injuries requiring a trip to the ER after the fact.
Round 5: Similar to the last round, might win might lose. I see myself getting knocked over and succumbing to the tosa’s stamina and durability. I might get lucky and impale a vital area.
Round 6: Things really start going downhill for me from here on out. I would try slashing at the Kangal’s face, probably still getting mauled to death. It’s hard to use a long blade in close-quarters combat.
Round 7: The Alabai’s thick coat helps give some protection against my sword while it mounts and makes short work of me.
Round 8: This round is nigh impossible for me to win. If the bear rears up to pawswipe I would go for the belly to try to disembowel it. I think the bear may die of its injuries later on after killing me.
Round 9: Finally a round where I stand a decent chance. The chimp has nasty jaws to maim and superior strength but I’d take advantage of its thin primate skin. I feel like I’d win most of the time.
Round 10: I think both of us would die, I wound its arms and sever an artery before the gorilla retaliates by grappling me down and skull biting me with its canines.
Round 11: I’d try to outflank the orangutan as they don’t seem very agile on the ground and their weaponry ain’t all that impressive. I’m inclined to say I’d come out on top for this match as well.
Round 12: Yeah, the silverback is going to emerge victorious from this one albeit with superficial injuries.
Round 13: I would focus on attacking the wildebeest’s chest and torso but ultimately I would get kicked and gored to death.
Round 14: Mild difficulty and I may sustain a few bites here and there but I would outgrapple the baboon and finish it with the sword.
Round 15: I’d try to kick the dogs to keep them at bay while swinging the sword around until hopefully it strikes the APBTs who are getting tired of dodging.
Round 16: This one’s close, I believe the panther might outmaneuver and pounce on me but I can also see myself winning after a fierce struggle. I’d try to pin the cat to the ground. It would be a brutal, bloody fight.
Round 17: The kangaroo would try to kick me, I would attempt to target its vulnerable looking neck. I honestly think I have what it takes to defeat the kangaroo.
Round 18: Nah, a 200 lb Jaguar is too much for me. I may wound it once or twice before it kills me with its powerful jaws.
Round 19: I think I could pull it off using my superior speed, stamina, and agility. While looking out for the gator’s jaws and tail, I would leap onto its back and try to stab through its armor.
Round 20: Kinda similar to the kangaroo, but I think it could decapitate the ostrich with a well-placed swing if its kicks don’t get to me first even though it’s faster.
Round 21: Tossup, I slightly favor myself due to stamina and the cheetah’s unimpressive claws and poor grappling. I’d still have to watch out for its jaws but I’d try to dish out some blunt force trauma before going in for a stab to the heart.
Round 22: I suffer some blood loss but once I’m able to get ahold of the AWD I think I could beat it to death IMO.
Round 23: I’d say I’m large enough to take this comfortably. Similar story to the last round except it will take more time and energy. I may need to use my weapon for this one.
Round 24: Hmm, I’d definitely want to avoid its powerful mandibles and venomous stinger. Harvester ant venom is quite potent and a 50 lb ant would have more than enough venom yield to kill me. The ant’s tough exoskeleton would be a challenge, I would try to slash at its joints to cripple it. Then I’d jump on its head to crush it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 16:59:53 GMT
Bolushi this isn't a gauntlet, play each round out as a stand-alone, assuming you go in completely fresh for each round. For each round you have choice of any kind of sword and any kind of shield you want. You can change swords and shields for each and any round. No armour, but you get your choice of any shoes/boots, also changeable for each round. This is a long list so no offense taken if you don't do it, but you often seem to be looking for things to occupy and sink your teeth into online... 1. 50 lb Clouded Leopard 2. 70 lb Sun Bear 3. 80 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback 4. 100 lb Dogo Argentino 5. 120 lb Tosa 6. 150 lb Kangal 7. 180 lb Alabai 8. 200 lb Asiatic Black Bear 9. 130 lb Chimpanzee 10. 200 lb Female Gorilla 11. 150 lb Orangutan 12. 320 lb Silverback 13. 300 lb Wildebeest 14. 80 lb Baboon 15. 70 lb Mayday (2) 16. 100 lb Florida Panther 17. 150 lb Red Kangaroo 18. 200 lb Jaguar 19. 500 lb Alligator (on land) 20. 150 lb Ostrich 21. 130 lb Cheetah 22. 70 lb African Wild Dog 23. 90 lb Gray Wolf 24. 50 lb Harvester Ant (scaled up to 50 lbs while keeping all it's capabilities, even if not feasible in reality) I will give you an equally long gauntlet run that you are obligated to complete afterwards... will (probably) reply eventually. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 23:05:22 GMT
Bolushi this isn't a gauntlet, play each round out as a stand-alone, assuming you go in completely fresh for each round. For each round you have choice of any kind of sword and any kind of shield you want. You can change swords and shields for each and any round. No armour, but you get your choice of any shoes/boots, also changeable for each round. This is a long list so no offense taken if you don't do it, but you often seem to be looking for things to occupy and sink your teeth into online... 1. 50 lb Clouded Leopard 2. 70 lb Sun Bear 3. 80 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback 4. 100 lb Dogo Argentino 5. 120 lb Tosa 6. 150 lb Kangal 7. 180 lb Alabai 8. 200 lb Asiatic Black Bear 9. 130 lb Chimpanzee 10. 200 lb Female Gorilla 11. 150 lb Orangutan 12. 320 lb Silverback 13. 300 lb Wildebeest 14. 80 lb Baboon 15. 70 lb Mayday (2) 16. 100 lb Florida Panther 17. 150 lb Red Kangaroo 18. 200 lb Jaguar 19. 500 lb Alligator (on land) 20. 150 lb Ostrich 21. 130 lb Cheetah 22. 70 lb African Wild Dog 23. 90 lb Gray Wolf 24. 50 lb Harvester Ant (scaled up to 50 lbs while keeping all it's capabilities, even if not feasible in reality) I will give you an equally long gauntlet run that you are obligated to complete afterwards... will (probably) reply eventually. Sure thing, the ones I like are the very straight-forward ones where the person is abled-bodied with at most just one simple condition ie operating with or without a specified weapon. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2022 23:48:32 GMT
Damn, that’s a long list. First of all, I’m tiny. I weigh a mere 130 lbs. My sword of choice will be the Espada Ropera (was a hard choice over the Japanese katana). I have no experience using real swords however. I know nothing about shield types either. I’ll be wearing regular sneakers. Alright, now to the animals. I’m sure you guys will disagree with (maybe even cringe at) at least some of my opinions but here goes. Round 1: Easy, I incur some claw scratches but I grab the clouded leopard and stab it in the throat. Round 2: Ooh, the sun bear’s loose skin and claws may present a challenge. I still think I’m large enough to overpower it and eventually inflict enough damage with my sword to kill it after a struggle. Round 3: The agile Ridgeback initially outmaneuvers me and delivers quick bites but after much effort I manage to catch and dispatch it. Round 4: Things get interesting in this round. This is where I really start having trouble. Unarmed, I think I could kick, knee, break one of the Dogo’s legs and possibly strangle it to death. With the sword, I’ll say I win but with injuries requiring a trip to the ER after the fact. Round 5: Similar to the last round, might win might lose. I see myself getting knocked over and succumbing to the tosa’s stamina and durability. I might get lucky and impale a vital area. Round 6: Things really start going downhill for me from here on out. I would try slashing at the Kangal’s face, probably still getting mauled to death. It’s hard to use a long blade in close-quarters combat. Round 7: The Alabai’s thick coat helps give some protection against my sword while it mounts and makes short work of me. Round 8: This round is nigh impossible for me to win. If the bear rears up to pawswipe I would go for the belly to try to disembowel it. I think the bear may die of its injuries later on after killing me. Round 9: Finally a round where I stand a decent chance. The chimp has nasty jaws to maim and superior strength but I’d take advantage of its thin primate skin. I feel like I’d win most of the time. Round 10: I think both of us would die, I wound its arms and sever an artery before the gorilla retaliates by grappling me down and skull biting me with its canines. Round 11: I’d try to outflank the orangutan as they don’t seem very agile on the ground and their weaponry ain’t all that impressive. I’m inclined to say I’d come out on top for this match as well. Round 12: Yeah, the silverback is going to emerge victorious from this one albeit with superficial injuries. Round 13: I would focus on attacking the wildebeest’s chest and torso but ultimately I would get kicked and gored to death. Round 14: Mild difficulty and I may sustain a few bites here and there but I would outgrapple the baboon and finish it with the sword. Round 15: I’d try to kick the dogs to keep them at bay while swinging the sword around until hopefully it strikes the APBTs who are getting tired of dodging. Round 16: This one’s close, I believe the panther might outmaneuver and pounce on me but I can also see myself winning after a fierce struggle. I’d try to pin the cat to the ground. It would be a brutal, bloody fight. Round 17: The kangaroo would try to kick me, I would attempt to target its vulnerable looking neck. I honestly think I have what it takes to defeat the kangaroo. Round 18: Nah, a 200 lb Jaguar is too much for me. I may wound it once or twice before it kills me with its powerful jaws. Round 19: I think I could pull it off using my superior speed, stamina, and agility. While looking out for the gator’s jaws and tail, I would leap onto its back and try to stab through its armor. Round 20: Kinda similar to the kangaroo, but I think it could decapitate the ostrich with a well-placed swing if its kicks don’t get to me first even though it’s faster. Round 21: Tossup, I slightly favor myself due to stamina and the cheetah’s unimpressive claws and poor grappling. I’d still have to watch out for its jaws but I’d try to dish out some blunt force trauma before going in for a stab to the heart. Round 22: I suffer some blood loss but once I’m able to get ahold of the AWD I think I could beat it to death IMO. Round 23: I’d say I’m large enough to take this comfortably. Similar story to the last round except it will take more time and energy. I may need to use my weapon for this one. Round 24: Hmm, I’d definitely want to avoid its powerful mandibles and venomous stinger. Harvester ant venom is quite potent and a 50 lb ant would have more than enough venom yield to kill me. The ant’s tough exoskeleton would be a challenge, I would try to slash at its joints to cripple it. Then I’d jump on its head to crush it. Hi yes a very long list, my intention was to find out where Bolushi's limits were (if any) for future gauntlets. Looks like he is human after all. Future gauntlets will be shorter. Now "bravo", that was very nicely executed and an enjoyable read. And you're right that in some cases you can inflict eventually-fatal injuries that don't necessarily stop the animal at the time you inflict that injury. That's the hard part, stopping the animal in real time, otherwise they may just keep going until they weaken too much, which by that point they may have already killed you. In that way real-life often isn't like in the movies where people or animals immediately drop so easily. Interesting how you opt to discard your weapon for some fights in order to outgrapple the animal. I can see the logic in that when for one reason-or-another the sword may not be effective. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 1:35:47 GMT
Damn, that’s a long list. First of all, I’m tiny. I weigh a mere 130 lbs. My sword of choice will be the Espada Ropera (was a hard choice over the Japanese katana). I have no experience using real swords however. I know nothing about shield types either. I’ll be wearing regular sneakers. Alright, now to the animals. I’m sure you guys will disagree with (maybe even cringe at) at least some of my opinions but here goes. Round 1: Easy, I incur some claw scratches but I grab the clouded leopard and stab it in the throat. Round 2: Ooh, the sun bear’s loose skin and claws may present a challenge. I still think I’m large enough to overpower it and eventually inflict enough damage with my sword to kill it after a struggle. Round 3: The agile Ridgeback initially outmaneuvers me and delivers quick bites but after much effort I manage to catch and dispatch it. Round 4: Things get interesting in this round. This is where I really start having trouble. Unarmed, I think I could kick, knee, break one of the Dogo’s legs and possibly strangle it to death. With the sword, I’ll say I win but with injuries requiring a trip to the ER after the fact. Round 5: Similar to the last round, might win might lose. I see myself getting knocked over and succumbing to the tosa’s stamina and durability. I might get lucky and impale a vital area. Round 6: Things really start going downhill for me from here on out. I would try slashing at the Kangal’s face, probably still getting mauled to death. It’s hard to use a long blade in close-quarters combat. Round 7: The Alabai’s thick coat helps give some protection against my sword while it mounts and makes short work of me. Round 8: This round is nigh impossible for me to win. If the bear rears up to pawswipe I would go for the belly to try to disembowel it. I think the bear may die of its injuries later on after killing me. Round 9: Finally a round where I stand a decent chance. The chimp has nasty jaws to maim and superior strength but I’d take advantage of its thin primate skin. I feel like I’d win most of the time. Round 10: I think both of us would die, I wound its arms and sever an artery before the gorilla retaliates by grappling me down and skull biting me with its canines. Round 11: I’d try to outflank the orangutan as they don’t seem very agile on the ground and their weaponry ain’t all that impressive. I’m inclined to say I’d come out on top for this match as well. Round 12: Yeah, the silverback is going to emerge victorious from this one albeit with superficial injuries. Round 13: I would focus on attacking the wildebeest’s chest and torso but ultimately I would get kicked and gored to death. Round 14: Mild difficulty and I may sustain a few bites here and there but I would outgrapple the baboon and finish it with the sword. Round 15: I’d try to kick the dogs to keep them at bay while swinging the sword around until hopefully it strikes the APBTs who are getting tired of dodging. Round 16: This one’s close, I believe the panther might outmaneuver and pounce on me but I can also see myself winning after a fierce struggle. I’d try to pin the cat to the ground. It would be a brutal, bloody fight. Round 17: The kangaroo would try to kick me, I would attempt to target its vulnerable looking neck. I honestly think I have what it takes to defeat the kangaroo. Round 18: Nah, a 200 lb Jaguar is too much for me. I may wound it once or twice before it kills me with its powerful jaws. Round 19: I think I could pull it off using my superior speed, stamina, and agility. While looking out for the gator’s jaws and tail, I would leap onto its back and try to stab through its armor. Round 20: Kinda similar to the kangaroo, but I think it could decapitate the ostrich with a well-placed swing if its kicks don’t get to me first even though it’s faster. Round 21: Tossup, I slightly favor myself due to stamina and the cheetah’s unimpressive claws and poor grappling. I’d still have to watch out for its jaws but I’d try to dish out some blunt force trauma before going in for a stab to the heart. Round 22: I suffer some blood loss but once I’m able to get ahold of the AWD I think I could beat it to death IMO. Round 23: I’d say I’m large enough to take this comfortably. Similar story to the last round except it will take more time and energy. I may need to use my weapon for this one. Round 24: Hmm, I’d definitely want to avoid its powerful mandibles and venomous stinger. Harvester ant venom is quite potent and a 50 lb ant would have more than enough venom yield to kill me. The ant’s tough exoskeleton would be a challenge, I would try to slash at its joints to cripple it. Then I’d jump on its head to crush it. Get the hell out of here midget, 130lbs? Loser. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 1:56:11 GMT
Machete, strapped shield. I'll run with this for the entire match. My shoes don't matter but I'll get some Yeezy's to be cool 😎
1. Rough but it can't do shit to me with the shield and will die to the machete.
2. Oh no, I stab the sun bear to death and get mauled badly with my shield saving me.
3. I go to the ground and stab the dog to death.
4. I go to the ground again. It grabs onto my machete arm so I bash it with the shield but I have no weapon so we kind of just slug it out for 15 minutes until it kills me. Alternatively, being the chimp relative I am, find a clever way to kill it or do damage to get it off of me and reclaim my machete.
5. Same as Dogo but I am mauled to death after half an hour.
6. I get knocked over, completely overpowered and killed within 5 minutes as I try to stab with the machete but can't kill it while I'm being mauled.
7. I get knocked over, completely overpowered and killed within 5 minutes as I try to stab with the machete but can't kill it while I'm being mauled.
8. I get clawed and bitten to death, the bear is impervious to my machete.
9. I easily stab the chimp to death.
10. I stab the gorilla to death but if it outgrapples me and takes either of my weapons I die.
11. I stab the orangutan to death.
12. Fuck you, I get torn apart limb from limb.
13. The wildebeest forfeits, on carnivora that would be a wildebeest victory but here I will call that a Bolushi victory.
14. I hold down the screaming monkey and rape it.
15. Very dead, one grabs my machete arm and while I'm dealing with Mayday #1, Mayday #2 goes for my neck while I try to out #1 quick enough to get #2 off of my neck. I don't succeed.
16. I got knocked over but I protect my neck and stab it to death.
17. I kill the kangaroo and eat it. Yummy
18. The jaguar cracks my skull open, eats my brains and goes on to teach its babies how to build houses.
19. Mutual forfeit.
20. I stab this defenseless animal to death.
21. I stab this defenseless animal to death.
22. I fail to catch it, neither of us win. If we're trapped in a cage together I stab it to death.
23. I fail to catch it, neither of us win. If we're trapped in a cage together I stab it to death.
24. I ask the harvester ant how it's surviving if it needs so much food. He tells me he's starving so I give him some bananas and he goes home. You give him a phone call and put 100 carrots on my head and the harvester ant and its gang catches me lacking and chomps me to death. The ant carries me off to the nest to be displayed on a pike.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 4:00:44 GMT
Damn, that’s a long list. First of all, I’m tiny. I weigh a mere 130 lbs. My sword of choice will be the Espada Ropera (was a hard choice over the Japanese katana). I have no experience using real swords however. I know nothing about shield types either. I’ll be wearing regular sneakers. Alright, now to the animals. I’m sure you guys will disagree with (maybe even cringe at) at least some of my opinions but here goes. Round 1: Easy, I incur some claw scratches but I grab the clouded leopard and stab it in the throat. Round 2: Ooh, the sun bear’s loose skin and claws may present a challenge. I still think I’m large enough to overpower it and eventually inflict enough damage with my sword to kill it after a struggle. Round 3: The agile Ridgeback initially outmaneuvers me and delivers quick bites but after much effort I manage to catch and dispatch it. Round 4: Things get interesting in this round. This is where I really start having trouble. Unarmed, I think I could kick, knee, break one of the Dogo’s legs and possibly strangle it to death. With the sword, I’ll say I win but with injuries requiring a trip to the ER after the fact. Round 5: Similar to the last round, might win might lose. I see myself getting knocked over and succumbing to the tosa’s stamina and durability. I might get lucky and impale a vital area. Round 6: Things really start going downhill for me from here on out. I would try slashing at the Kangal’s face, probably still getting mauled to death. It’s hard to use a long blade in close-quarters combat. Round 7: The Alabai’s thick coat helps give some protection against my sword while it mounts and makes short work of me. Round 8: This round is nigh impossible for me to win. If the bear rears up to pawswipe I would go for the belly to try to disembowel it. I think the bear may die of its injuries later on after killing me. Round 9: Finally a round where I stand a decent chance. The chimp has nasty jaws to maim and superior strength but I’d take advantage of its thin primate skin. I feel like I’d win most of the time. Round 10: I think both of us would die, I wound its arms and sever an artery before the gorilla retaliates by grappling me down and skull biting me with its canines. Round 11: I’d try to outflank the orangutan as they don’t seem very agile on the ground and their weaponry ain’t all that impressive. I’m inclined to say I’d come out on top for this match as well. Round 12: Yeah, the silverback is going to emerge victorious from this one albeit with superficial injuries. Round 13: I would focus on attacking the wildebeest’s chest and torso but ultimately I would get kicked and gored to death. Round 14: Mild difficulty and I may sustain a few bites here and there but I would outgrapple the baboon and finish it with the sword. Round 15: I’d try to kick the dogs to keep them at bay while swinging the sword around until hopefully it strikes the APBTs who are getting tired of dodging. Round 16: This one’s close, I believe the panther might outmaneuver and pounce on me but I can also see myself winning after a fierce struggle. I’d try to pin the cat to the ground. It would be a brutal, bloody fight. Round 17: The kangaroo would try to kick me, I would attempt to target its vulnerable looking neck. I honestly think I have what it takes to defeat the kangaroo. Round 18: Nah, a 200 lb Jaguar is too much for me. I may wound it once or twice before it kills me with its powerful jaws. Round 19: I think I could pull it off using my superior speed, stamina, and agility. While looking out for the gator’s jaws and tail, I would leap onto its back and try to stab through its armor. Round 20: Kinda similar to the kangaroo, but I think it could decapitate the ostrich with a well-placed swing if its kicks don’t get to me first even though it’s faster. Round 21: Tossup, I slightly favor myself due to stamina and the cheetah’s unimpressive claws and poor grappling. I’d still have to watch out for its jaws but I’d try to dish out some blunt force trauma before going in for a stab to the heart. Round 22: I suffer some blood loss but once I’m able to get ahold of the AWD I think I could beat it to death IMO. Round 23: I’d say I’m large enough to take this comfortably. Similar story to the last round except it will take more time and energy. I may need to use my weapon for this one. Round 24: Hmm, I’d definitely want to avoid its powerful mandibles and venomous stinger. Harvester ant venom is quite potent and a 50 lb ant would have more than enough venom yield to kill me. The ant’s tough exoskeleton would be a challenge, I would try to slash at its joints to cripple it. Then I’d jump on its head to crush it. Get the hell out of here midget, 130lbs? Loser. 17M, 5’10” I’m skinnier than Dirus |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 4:06:26 GMT
Damn, that’s a long list. First of all, I’m tiny. I weigh a mere 130 lbs. My sword of choice will be the Espada Ropera (was a hard choice over the Japanese katana). I have no experience using real swords however. I know nothing about shield types either. I’ll be wearing regular sneakers. Alright, now to the animals. I’m sure you guys will disagree with (maybe even cringe at) at least some of my opinions but here goes. Round 1: Easy, I incur some claw scratches but I grab the clouded leopard and stab it in the throat. Round 2: Ooh, the sun bear’s loose skin and claws may present a challenge. I still think I’m large enough to overpower it and eventually inflict enough damage with my sword to kill it after a struggle. Round 3: The agile Ridgeback initially outmaneuvers me and delivers quick bites but after much effort I manage to catch and dispatch it. Round 4: Things get interesting in this round. This is where I really start having trouble. Unarmed, I think I could kick, knee, break one of the Dogo’s legs and possibly strangle it to death. With the sword, I’ll say I win but with injuries requiring a trip to the ER after the fact. Round 5: Similar to the last round, might win might lose. I see myself getting knocked over and succumbing to the tosa’s stamina and durability. I might get lucky and impale a vital area. Round 6: Things really start going downhill for me from here on out. I would try slashing at the Kangal’s face, probably still getting mauled to death. It’s hard to use a long blade in close-quarters combat. Round 7: The Alabai’s thick coat helps give some protection against my sword while it mounts and makes short work of me. Round 8: This round is nigh impossible for me to win. If the bear rears up to pawswipe I would go for the belly to try to disembowel it. I think the bear may die of its injuries later on after killing me. Round 9: Finally a round where I stand a decent chance. The chimp has nasty jaws to maim and superior strength but I’d take advantage of its thin primate skin. I feel like I’d win most of the time. Round 10: I think both of us would die, I wound its arms and sever an artery before the gorilla retaliates by grappling me down and skull biting me with its canines. Round 11: I’d try to outflank the orangutan as they don’t seem very agile on the ground and their weaponry ain’t all that impressive. I’m inclined to say I’d come out on top for this match as well. Round 12: Yeah, the silverback is going to emerge victorious from this one albeit with superficial injuries. Round 13: I would focus on attacking the wildebeest’s chest and torso but ultimately I would get kicked and gored to death. Round 14: Mild difficulty and I may sustain a few bites here and there but I would outgrapple the baboon and finish it with the sword. Round 15: I’d try to kick the dogs to keep them at bay while swinging the sword around until hopefully it strikes the APBTs who are getting tired of dodging. Round 16: This one’s close, I believe the panther might outmaneuver and pounce on me but I can also see myself winning after a fierce struggle. I’d try to pin the cat to the ground. It would be a brutal, bloody fight. Round 17: The kangaroo would try to kick me, I would attempt to target its vulnerable looking neck. I honestly think I have what it takes to defeat the kangaroo. Round 18: Nah, a 200 lb Jaguar is too much for me. I may wound it once or twice before it kills me with its powerful jaws. Round 19: I think I could pull it off using my superior speed, stamina, and agility. While looking out for the gator’s jaws and tail, I would leap onto its back and try to stab through its armor. Round 20: Kinda similar to the kangaroo, but I think it could decapitate the ostrich with a well-placed swing if its kicks don’t get to me first even though it’s faster. Round 21: Tossup, I slightly favor myself due to stamina and the cheetah’s unimpressive claws and poor grappling. I’d still have to watch out for its jaws but I’d try to dish out some blunt force trauma before going in for a stab to the heart. Round 22: I suffer some blood loss but once I’m able to get ahold of the AWD I think I could beat it to death IMO. Round 23: I’d say I’m large enough to take this comfortably. Similar story to the last round except it will take more time and energy. I may need to use my weapon for this one. Round 24: Hmm, I’d definitely want to avoid its powerful mandibles and venomous stinger. Harvester ant venom is quite potent and a 50 lb ant would have more than enough venom yield to kill me. The ant’s tough exoskeleton would be a challenge, I would try to slash at its joints to cripple it. Then I’d jump on its head to crush it. Get the hell out of here midget, 130lbs? Loser. You could eat him and still have room for desert. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 15:03:42 GMT
Get the hell out of here midget, 130lbs? Loser. 17M, 5’10” I’m skinnier than Dirus Weakling. My sister would beat you to death. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2022 15:03:56 GMT
Get the hell out of here midget, 130lbs? Loser. You could eat him and still have room for desert. 😋😋😋 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2023 19:57:52 GMT
Bolushi this isn't a gauntlet, play each round out as a stand-alone, assuming you go in completely fresh for each round. For each round you have choice of any kind of sword and any kind of shield you want. You can change swords and shields for each and any round. No armour, but you get your choice of any shoes/boots, also changeable for each round. This is a long list so no offense taken if you don't do it, but you often seem to be looking for things to occupy and sink your teeth into online... 1. 50 lb Clouded Leopard 2. 70 lb Sun Bear 3. 80 lb Rhodesian Ridgeback 4. 100 lb Dogo Argentino 5. 120 lb Tosa 6. 150 lb Kangal 7. 180 lb Alabai 8. 200 lb Asiatic Black Bear 9. 130 lb Chimpanzee 10. 200 lb Female Gorilla 11. 150 lb Orangutan 12. 320 lb Silverback 13. 300 lb Wildebeest 14. 80 lb Baboon 15. 70 lb Mayday (2) 16. 100 lb Florida Panther 17. 150 lb Red Kangaroo 18. 200 lb Jaguar 19. 500 lb Alligator (on land) 20. 150 lb Ostrich 21. 130 lb Cheetah 22. 70 lb African Wild Dog 23. 90 lb Gray Wolf 24. 50 lb Harvester Ant (scaled up to 50 lbs while keeping all it's capabilities, even if not feasible in reality) Okay, I would choose a katana, but then I couldn't take a shield. Well, actually wait, the benefits of a katana might outweigh the risks. Okay katana it is. 1; Clouded Leopard. I will choose to use my bare hands on this one, because I want to be able to grapple. I also feel like would be hard to cut a rimau-dahan in half. 2; Sun Bear. I cut it in half. 3; Rhodesian Ridgeback. I kick it on its back, then cut it in half. 4; Dogo argentino. I kick it on its back, then cut it in half. 5; Tosa Inu. It may be a bit hard to cut it in half, so I'll thrust upwards into its abdomen. 6; Kangal. I thrust into its abdomen. 7; Alabai. I thrust into its abdomen. 8; Asiatic Black Bear. I lose horribly. 9; Chimpanzee. I cut it in half. 10; Female Gorilla. I thrust into its abdomen. 11; Orangutan. I lose horribly. 12; Silverback Gorilla. I lose horribly. 13; Wildebeest. I may manage a mutual kill, I swing at its vulnerable neck when it charges. 14; Baboon. I cut it in half. 15; 2x Mayday. I punt one of them several feet away, then chop one in half, then chop the other as it charges back in. 16; Florida Panther. Its going to try and grapple me down, so I'm going to keep my sword low, and disembowel it when it tries. 17; Red Kangaroo. I thrust into its abdomen. 18; Jaguar. If it pounces at me, I swing my sword and cut it in half. If it tries to grapple me, I disembowel it. 19; Alligator. Grab its jaws hold them shut, wrestle with it for a bit so it tires, then attack its underbelly. I may not pierce it, but there's no way it can win. 20; Ostrich. I lose horribly. 21; Cheetah. I might have trouble with this one. I'll let it take me to the ground, then stab its belly. 22; African Wild Dog. I cut its head off. 23; Gray Wolf. I'm going to thrust from the side. 24; Harvester Ant. Ants have extremely weak armor on their abdomens, I'll run around to its back, or dodge under its jaws. Then it dies. |
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