Hellscape #1

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I broke half of your ribs (right side), fractured your right arm, broke your leg and fractured your pelvis. You have a baseball bat and 1 pointer. You also have a bow and arrow with 5 arrows, the bow is a recurve bow that weighs 100lbs. You have 3 spells you can use. You can Freeze your opponents for 5 seconds. You can Launch them 15ft into the air. You can poison your opponents which kills them (one of them) but they revive in 10 minutes. You can use each spell 2 times. You have to fight and conquer things. It's an endurance gauntlet but you get 1 day to heal per round. You are in an Everglades Pine Forest where no Park Rangers will hear your screams.
Round #1
5 Patterdale Terriers
Round #2
60lb Cape Leopard
Round #3
I shoot off your left arm and throw you a tourniquet.
Round #4
2 Rhodesian Ridgebacks
Round #5
3 Dogo Argentinos with a knife in your kidney

What do you do and what happens to you?

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@ajay How do you reckon you'd do?

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Jesus, complicated!

Alright, seriously with all those fractured ribs and pelvis I can't fight a damn standing, so will be sitting on the ground.

Can't swing the baseball bat for shit so I'll forget about that. I will use the knife so thanks for that.

Can't use the bow and arrow, not that I could able-bodied. That's the kind of weapon you need a bit of practice with first.

Round 1

I wait till the 5 Patterdale are on me then freeze them for 5 seconds. Slice two throats with the knife before they unfreeze, then freeze them again. Slice another two throats, leaving one. The remaining Patterdale I manage to ground with my good arm and hack at its throat till death.

Round 2

I wait till the Cape leopard is on me then poison it. While he's out I slice it's throat.

Round 3

Thanks, you're too kind

Round 4

I wait till the 2 Ridgeback are on me then send them 15 feet into the air. As they come down on top of me I stab upwards with my fractured right arm, skewering one somewhere in the torso.

Then I poison the remaining Ridgeback and slice its throat. The first Ridgeback now has a hole in its torso plus a broken leg from the fall. He's still going for me so I stab away at its head and throat with my fractured right arm. Touch and go but I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Round 5

When they get on top of me I send the 3 dogo 15 feet into the air. As they come down on top of me I repeat what I did in the previous round and stab upwards with my fractured right arm, skewering one in the torso.

Some of the dogo may or may not have a broken leg or two from the fall. Regardless, from there the 3 dogo maul me to death while I'm stabbing them dogs anywhere I can with the fractured right arm. Suffice to say I die in Round 5, no chance, not even close to winning.