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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 8, 2023 22:03:20 GMT
I low key had a post written out about how I like people that I should hate for their opposing fandoms, namely CoolJohnson and PumAcinonyx SuperCat (dog hating cat fans)and also @ling (meg and t-rex fanning usually a red flag). Now that ling has dissed me I'm just gonna delete my account and cry in the shower. But why do you like us? You have a sense of humor and charisma. That can win me over no matter what. Even a serial killer that is charming and funny seems like someone I could be friends with. Like in the movie "the green mile" the character "wild bill" is supposed to be the bad guy, and sure enough he IS a murderer and child rapist and etc, BUT... I can't help liking him because he's cool and funny. I just can't help it. As a cat fan you are basically comparable to a child rapist but what can I say... you're funny. Supercat just seems like an earnestly good nice guy who innocently loves cats, and in a vacuum, or in a different time and place, that wouldn't be a crime. Supercat wasn't part of this Ava history, so I forgive him, for he do not know what he is doing. He also btw is open to reason. He said he concedes that bullbreeds are better at handling bovines than big cats. Do you know how many cat fans have conceded that point in Ava history? ZERO. This is a solid guy. Ling... well he... ok I just lied about liking ling... You called the bluff, what can I say. Now... if I'm really introspectively honest, the short list of people I currently get MOST excited to see a new post from are - Musth @ajay theundertaker45 pinky Methane oldgreengrolarBut they are kind of cheating by prickteasing and posting sparsely. Dorado was on the cusp of attaining such glory, but proved to be a fag. Ajay and pinky in truth I actually consider friends at this point. Me and ajay became friends surprisingly quickly, but I feel like we really get each other in a very gay and special way. Pinky I have known through emails for a long time, we've been through a lot. His reluctance to post here makes him a faggot, but he is still a good guy deep down and I suspect one day he will break and start posting. Which will be huge, because we share an interest in like the historical analysis side of dogs and that can get really interesting and rewarding when you dig into it. Bolushi I know is gonna post a lot, so I take him for granted, but he is my loyal reliable problem child. lincoln is my other sweeter more innocent son who is equally loyal and reliable. These are my most solid guys with very bright futures. @lbj has been a welcome surprise addition, some old guy who randomly stumbled onto the forum and never even posted on other animal forums but has relevant wildlife experience and a good sense of humour. He's even correct that I am arrogant, as this grandiose grandstanding post can attest, so saying that is no mark against him. The only person who is really annoying the shit out of me here is Wyatt. Everything he says is always wrong and irritating. I actually can't decide if it's amusing or intolerable. And he's a dog fan, but a dog fan that harms the reputation of dogs is the worst thing. If he didn't gross me out so much I'd rape him. I may have to use a broomstick and a gas mask. @hammerhead almost could have been a son, but he is disappointing and dishonours his family. Only because he has made it so fucking clear that he thinks every other forum and every moron loser from every other forum is better than this forum and everyone at this forum. He's basically sighing loudly and looking out the window all forlorn every second he is here, wishing he was somewhere else but no one will have him. Which maybe DOES make them better than us in some small way. Mind you if he WAS on those forums he'd be sighing and looking out the window at foodchain, it's 100% a hammerhead problem. The phrase "like pearls to a pig" springs to mind. If you gift the finest pearls to a pig it grunts and then chews on them and spits them out disappointed, before pissing on them and shitting on them. That is hammerhead with foodchain, and it's frustrating. He COULD be fine but he's simply too retarded to exist. In truth I wish I could beat the shit out of him and wring his neck. I basically like everyone else. Even ling. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2023 22:03:29 GMT
Then stop voicing your opinion on a topic you're absolutely brain-dead on. Well I would of course argue I'm not braindead on it, I just don't care about it because I'm not 8 anymore. Which ... while we're at ... ahh ... maybe one day you'll like... I dunno... move on? Just saying. At some point you have to hang up the propeller hat. Or not, it's 2023, guys can dress up like my little ponies so I guess they can also continue being dinosaur fans into adulthood. On a serious note, you should see that me being negative and sceptical actually pushes you to dive deeper to defend their honour. That's how it works and that was the service I was trying to provide. Like in this megalodon thread- Continuation of the how badass is meg threadThat was me trying to give you something to chew on to keep you interested and engaged. Yes it is kind of frustrating and irritating when you are challenged on shit you feel is self-evident and undeniable, and it DOES make you hate the person who is being a thorn in your side, BUT you are rewarded when you battle them and have to dive deeper to prevail. Instead you could be like "megs are cool" and then I could be like "yeah bro, megs ARE cool" and then we could be all  But then what? Circle jerks, echo chambers ... they have no value. That's why I tried (I really tried) to NOT make this "a dog forum". I know that will go no where. This may not go anywhere either, but it will always be true that it had the potential to. I wouldn't know shit about dogs if it wasn't for dog haters. My knowledge would be very rudimentary. It was (I believed the correct classification was "gladitorial dogs", so named because they descend from the roman arena and that is why they can fight, lol). Then I met dog dismissers/doubters/downplayers and so began my journey. I had to REALLY go down the deepest rabbit holes. Now I know as much as anyone on earth about dogs. No exaggeration. Sounds crazy, I know, but it's really not (mind you, it's a weirdly low bar with dogs compared to other animals, the "natural history of dogs" is a bizarrely amateurish field). So... it was painful, but it was worth it. I hate all my enemies still, and part of me even kind of dreads the thought of one showing up and forcing me to tape on the gloves again, it's a little daunting and exhausting to think about, but in reality it would be good for me and they did me a great service back in the day. How are dinosaurs just for children? There's more to them than just what seemingly meets the eye from an outsider's perspective. Dinosaurs are also one of the few extinct creatures that have a large fan base. But I guess I'l just stop making match‐ups with animals that no longer exist (the undertaker) also made that suggestion. Maybe I should give the size comparisons a rest too, they don't really commemorate to anything and don't gain attention. Possibly some of you guys could make some match-ups instead. |
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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 8, 2023 22:11:11 GMT
I'm just teasing, bro. Don't be influenced by shit I say. Follow your passion. I actually think it's cool when you are posting that stuff because even though I don't care about it I know lots of other people do and they will find this forum searching for a metasuchus or what the fuck ever. Who cares if I like it? I know you don't actually find dogs interesting and that's totally fine.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2023 22:36:47 GMT
Bwaha next will be ranking members by dick size. Might move this to the Cesspit with the other cool ranking forum members threads. How will we determine that? We all send pics? Or guessing? Haaaa I should have guessed it'd be keen lincoln calling my bluff on this one. No to the above, NO TO IT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2023 22:48:54 GMT
@hammerhead almost could have been a son, but he is disappointing and dishonours his family. And don't forget that Sensai Hammerhead is a master of Taeknowdo, and is so adept at martial arts that even Bruce Lee sends him fan mail from the grave. |
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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 8, 2023 23:15:26 GMT
Wait... what do you have against CoolJohnson? That seems random. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2023 0:06:16 GMT
Wait... what do you have against CoolJohnson ? That seems random. I think that I'm doing good, consider the list: I beat out a former president of the United States ( lincoln). I beat out the resident gay guy ( CoolJohnson) and I even beat out the former administrator. ( Hardcastle) |
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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 9, 2023 0:09:46 GMT
Yeah we may have to keep an eye on you.
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Post by CoolJohnson on Feb 9, 2023 0:16:17 GMT
HardcastleHammerhead also deleted his own account. So can they ever log back in after account deletion?
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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 9, 2023 0:18:11 GMT
I don't know, but if they do I'll be sure to get them IP banned. I said last time, 3 strikes and you're out. He had one last chance.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2023 0:25:34 GMT
I don't know, but if they do I'll be sure to get them IP banned. I said last time, 3 strikes and you're out. He had one last chance. Why did you give up your title as administrator? There was no point to that and it serves no meaning at all. |
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Post by Hardcastle on Feb 9, 2023 0:29:01 GMT
I actually keep forgetting I'm not admin... I guess Hammerhead might come back. Who knows... lol
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2023 0:57:26 GMT
I actually keep forgetting I'm not admin... I guess Hammerhead might come back. Who knows... lol When I joined up here there was 1 admin and 5 mods with 14 non staff members. Now here we are with about 30 members with no administrator. Why can't you guys get it right? lol |
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Post by CoolJohnson on Feb 9, 2023 0:58:10 GMT
Wait... what do you have against CoolJohnson ? That seems random. I think that I'm doing good, consider the list: I beat out a former president of the United States ( lincoln). I beat out the resident gay guy (CoolJohnson) and I even beat out the former administrator. ( Hardcastle) That is offensive to make up my sexuality. I got my nose bitten off by a Saigon hooker. @ling Why do you hate me? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2023 1:00:02 GMT
I actually keep forgetting I'm not admin... I guess Hammerhead might come back. Who knows... lol When I joined up here there was 1 admin and 5 mods with 14 non staff members. Now here we are with about 30 members with no administrator. Why can't you guys get it right? lol Ajay is masquerading as our admin. He's inactive, and also gay but in an ad hominem way and not a true way like CoolJohnson. |
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